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Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.

Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.

"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."

by kofikat February 18, 2024


Fly fishing

Keeping them interested, but never even considering anymore. An unwanted back stop.
“Flicking the lure on to the surface of the water, but pulling it away before the trout can get it.”
e.g. Not taking calls or returning messages; not returning texts; but still seeming ultra friendly.

Fly fishing :Not taking calls or returning messages; not returning texts; but still seeming ultra friendly.

by Buninyong November 27, 2023


Fly Fishing

The art of sending a message or request to someone and then removing it straight after they have seen it to get a response.
Similar to fish fishing.

I watched my friend message an attractive women on social media then, removed the messaged immediately after it was read.
I asked why did you do that?
He responded that he was fly fishing.

by The Fly Fisherman January 24, 2022


Fly-Fishing

The Theory of playing a slot machine

Cashing out on it, only to put the voucher back into the machine with the plan to fool the machine in thinking its a new player and will reward new player. So you do this constantly in and out and back In every few hands.

With my fly fly-fishing techniques, the Buffalo slot thought I was a new player n right away boom! Jackpot!

by N8Stylo February 18, 2024


flying the red eye

Doing your girl in the ass. As soon as you cum you pull out, pull her head around and wipe your meat across her eyes. As she tries to blink the soon to be pink eye away you say "thanks for flying (your name here) express, and launch her off the balcony.

defined: did you hear about the girl that jumped at my building last night? she was flying the red eye.

by biffduncan October 26, 2019


vietnamese fly trap position

This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.

I used the vietnamese fly trap position to heat up my rice.

by kingify January 15, 2025


Flying to Denmark

Getting a sex change.

I'm "Flying To Denmark."

by Nrrody October 13, 2009