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it's really impossible to get at least 106660 like : ( plz like
plz give me alot of likes plz im begging you
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You know you can always rely on crusty underwear that has been sittin in the hamper for six days when it's Friday and you have to go to work and you don't have anymore underwear so you have to reach as far down in the hamper as you can to pull out those underwear because you don't have any more clean ones in your drawer and you're scrounging around trying to find some clean ones but you can't and the only pair you can wear are those crusty ones at the bottom of the hamper that when you put them on they feel a little moist and cool because they soaked up the wet towel body juice and the bottom of the hamper is so dark they stayed a cool temperature and are a little loose from wearing them all day long.
"Hey Seth, you gonna make it to the softball game on friday?" Seth replies, "I'm there like crusty underwear!'
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A phrase made up by Miley Cyrus in the Miley & Mandy show in one of their videos on Youtube when Miley was cleaning her closet.
Every shirt they saw they said "It's like a tank top."
The video is titled: It's Like a Tank top
Miley: What about this one?
Mandy: It's like a tank top.
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This is synonymous with "like white on rice" and "like flies on shit".
I'd be all over that like Keith on poon.
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(-muhammed ali) the easily imagined capabilities of a fine looking woman as regards to sex skills
man, i bet dollars to doughnuts (like that phrase??) that bitch could float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
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For certain.
This phrase was used in a Home Movies episode.
I will be there like stink on rice.
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used in the 70s refered to when saying that something is excellent!!! or sexellent! another cathch phrase!
human: so i just won the jackpot
other human: i like cheese!
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