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when she walks and her ass bounces
friend 1: damn she got some mad ass recoil
friend 2: ong
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The act of taking an ice cream swirl shit on the head of an unsuspecting victim.
that drunk as bitch passed out, so I twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an ass turban on the noggin.
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someone who is so far up their own ass they wear it as a suit
Jeez that guy is such an ass suit. Did you hear about the diva tantrum he threw the other day. I hope he chokes on his own farts while he's up there
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he who is gifted in dropping atomic ass bombs and getting away with it for a few moments by sneezing or coughing. then of course he is left to suffer in his stinky aura.
Guy: *cough* *cough*
Dude: (after a few seconds) what the hell???
Guy: Success! you didnt even hear me do it!
Dude: ....you Ass Magician.......
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known as the left over crap that doesn't get wiped off when one is finished cleaning their ass after taking a chocolate nugget.
Usually guys have this problem the most since its harder to clean a harry ass.
me:hey man? whats the best way to get rid of ass dirt
friend: bleach and a scrub brush .
me: wow Ive never seen my asshole so clean :)
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1. Something you have hidden up your ass. Most of the time when your hiding it from authority. After you keestered something, whats in your ass is your ass stash
Example: Prisoner #1-You still got that ass stash?
Prisoner #2-Yeah, I keestered that shit. We got some weed for later.
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The act of aggressively beating your friends in monopoly. To have such a commanding lead, the other players are willing to get down on their knees, spread open your anus, and have a feeding frenzy on. your brown eye, for some property
Hey honey, I'm really smoking ass in monopoly over here!
Last night i smoked so much ass!
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