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A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges
i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.
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When you are getting head and your entire package is slipped into the mouth and bitten down on with full force from the lover. To witch it would feel as if a bear has clamped your package.
Last night I recieved a southern bear clamp.
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Half man Half bear Half pig. then you get man bear pig, also know as al gore
haha i watched that movie with al gore, what a man bear pig
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Adj: An unlucky or hopeless state of affairs.
My wife walking in and watching the baby sitter wipe my man goo from her chin was bad news bears.
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America's only true enemy, these bears are unstoppable in every sense of the word. Well, ALMOST any sense. By that I mean the one man alone, or should I say, the two fists together that can defeat this Armored AIDS menace. This man is Woodrow Wilson, America's 28th president. Back at ye olde peace conference in France or whatever, this discovery was made. The conference was stormed by Bears of the Armored AIDS variety, and everyone fled for their lives, except for brave Woodrow. He then developed his legendary double punch technique on the fly, he followed his instincts and aimed for what he knew was the Bear's weak-spot. Right in his Armored AIDS throat! Realizing that these bears would never cease to pursue him, he concocted his unstoppable 14-point plan. This plan consisted of punching these bears in their 14 vital points. All of which are the throat. That would be, let's see, hmmm.... 7 double punches folks!!!
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.
Dude did you hear that Woodrow Wilson let that other guy at the peace conference get mauled just because he thought it was funny? But then punched the bear so hard in the throat, that the other guy resurrected from the dead and became the new Jesus?
Yeah, me neither. Furthermore, armored aids bears
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al gore being super cereal or serial that half man ,half bear , half pig creature exists and attacks people in south park where they say al gore has no freinds and wants atttention XD! MBP !!
man bear pig from south park which al gore sayss it exists and no one belives him
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A phrase uttered to ward off people who are needlessly angering, upseting, or annoying you... sometimes even going out of the way to do so. A different way to warn people that they're on thin ice, or that a joke is going too far.
John, eating pancakes: Ughh, these are terrible...
Macy: I'm sorry I tried not to burn them this time...
John, laughing: The syrup isn't even seeping in!
Macy: Hey, you never cook so don't complain!
John, still giggling, takes another bite and makes a gagging sound
Macy: Hey, don't poke the bear!
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