Don't shit where you eat

This expression refers to doing anything that would jeopardize something important or essential to you. A common example of shitting where one eats is engaging in a romantic affair with a co-worker, but lying to your roommate or stealing from friends also fits this expression.

Local Bike Shop Mechanic #1: "Can you believe that guy? I've hooked him up dozens of times, but after the tantrum he just threw, I'll never take a dime off a part for him again."

LBS Mechanic #2: "Seriously. Hasn't he ever heard? Don't shit where you eat."

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I wanna eat yo dick

A famous lyric from cupcakKe's "Deepthroat".

"Lick lick lick lick lick (I lick) I wanna eat yo dick"

~cupcakKe

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Gotta eat the booty like groceries

Eating the booty ( butt ) like its something you buy from the store. Eating the booty is Usually used in sex.

I'm going to go to her house because I gotta eat the booty like groceries

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Caroline's eating Ronald Reagan challenge

How to be famous

Thank you brave soldier for fighting the good fight and participating in Caroline's eating Ronald Reagan challenge.

Senile Mac and Cheese Eating Bastard

A old mac and cheese eating piece of shit.

Fuck you, you old senile mac and cheese eating bastard!

ben dover and eat mike hawk

its pretty self explanatare just say it out loud and youll get it

hey jake! ben dover and eat mike hawk

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give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you

When Nim requests an orange and a sacrifice.

Nim, please don´t say ¨give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you¨

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