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To take a younger persons virginity and leave him or her shortly after.
You should John Mayer her.
I'm not going to John Mayer her, it's against my morals.
If you John Mayer her, it's a courtesy, your giving her something to write a song about.
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The act of of cumming on your partner's back during sexual intercourse, then signing it with a sharpie.
Last night I gave Jane the ol' John Hancock.
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He is one of the best Superstars in WWE history. He is a United States and a 3-time WWE Champ. He has beaten them all to a triple threat match with shawn micheals and kurt angle two good stars and beating HHH at Wrestle mania 22 by making him tap. And beating one of the best Ecw superstars in a extreme lumberjack match which was Sabu and made him tap. At Unforgiven he beat Edge in a tlc and edge was the master of the tlc match and was undefeated and then lost to make John Cena a three time champion. Then made a Movie called The Marine. He is the fastest uprising superstar in the WWe history and if u gotta problem of wat i say fuk off. He is the best the only ones tht are better are the rock stone cold and hulk hogan so fuck off cena haters ill kik ur ass.
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who?
"That John Flanagan is a good player"
Who?
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Massive cock and pussy destroyer. Straightest coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Gets more pussy than a animal shelter. His intelligence exceeds that of Einstien.
Oh my god! Beckky. John Aquino has the biggest dick ever! Let’s have a threesome.
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Any individual that must use the toilet facilities a countless number of times a day.
Chuck pulled a John Dooley when he had explosive diarrhea from eating excessive amounts of taco bell.
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