Stop Attackinizing me

the best and strongest defense to an insult ever that brings down any hater

john: your mom gay
you: stop attackinizing me
john: sorry

do me a flaver

It means to ask for a favor of any sort without describing what it is .

Hey I'm heading out later can you do me a flaver ?

Voot me up

The term used mostly by XXXTentacion. Meaning boot me up. The act of hyping oneself up. The V replaces the letter B.

Can you all voot me up for my concert tomorrow?

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Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

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go fund me

Glorified Panhandling

Me: "I don't have the money."

Friend: "Man just start a "Go Fund Me" account.

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Tickle-Me-Emo

A spin-off toy of a Sesame Street doll that targets the Emo kids demographic. It involves 2 AA batteries and a small but trendy razor. Not reccomended for children under the age of pubescent angst.

Tickle-Me-Emo: When you tickle me, I cry and cut myself!

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me hoy minoy

An exclamation of aggression, most often used by Dooblebob from Spongebob episode 34, season 2.

"ME HOY MINOY!" declared Doodlebob.

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