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Clock block

Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.

Bill: You working this weekend?
Joe: No, I got clock blocked, 38 hours. I work again on Monday.

by Blue Collared June 30, 2011


clock block

The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.

Sorry mate I coudnt reply to your BBM because I had clock block

by BBMessy December 30, 2011


V block

To effectively interrupt intercourse after a (presumably older ) man has taken Viagra. It's a variation of cock blocking, but understandably the situation is more dire, and super depressing.

Example "I just took Viagra and took out my teeth..and my attorney called to talk about my will"
Example "I just took Viagra and now my grand daughter has decided to stop in for a visit"
Example "I just took Viagra and now I forgot to take my heart medication so I have to wait for those to work first"

i just took Viagra and my attorney called about my will...it was a total v block

by beckyboo76 September 21, 2014


V-block

The female version of a cockblock. When one woman blocks another woman from scoring with someone she finds attractive.

1. "I have been talking to that guy all night, and she comes and chats him up. Really? A V-block? I thought we were friends."

2. "She totally V-blocked me. I wanted to get with that guy, but she came up shaking her tits all around. I knew she was jealous of me and now he will want to chase her."

by missmissy May 13, 2013


what's new on the block

When you want to find out what is happening between the family.

Person 1: Hey man?
Person 2: Not much, what's new on the block?

*Conversation continues*

by whatsnewontheblock February 1, 2016


Gift Blocking

Gift Blocking
Just like, **** blocking
However, it is done with a gift

You told your friend you were going to give a gift of some kind to someone else and they beat you to it with the same gift with that mutual friend.
I thought there was honer among friends and love interests but that dude is GIFT BLOCKING me.

by Jubal-Subal February 17, 2024


không like tao block

A frequently employed Vietnamese expression, commonly utilized by teenagers seeking attention. Its primary purpose is to signify a desire for online recognition and interactions. Additionally, there are numerous variations of the phrase, such as "Không ttql, thtym, like,... tao block."

It's worth noting that individuals using this phrase may be perceived to have limited intellectual capacity and may lack parental care and affection.

Tao mới đăng bài mới này, ai không like tao block. Tao thật ngầu quá đi

by NXM Thắng January 8, 2024