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The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
The means of tricking a dog to willingly come along to a vet appointment, usually (but not always) for the sake of neutering/spaying said dog. If said fast enough, it sounds like "Need a ride?"
a grasshopper riding his unicycle
he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.
Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-
Dick riding disorder (DRD) is a disorder that usually affects 1-4 people at a time, typically during an argument or conflict between two different parties
I argued with him and his 3 other friends jump in to defend him
dick riding disorder (DRD)
to go to sleep.
other examples - hit the hay, turn it in, etc.
“aye, i’m about to ride them z’s, you sleep well!”
A term amongst motorcycle riders. While riding with a passenger, stop, strip to nude, and continue the ride
Jim was almost arrested the other night when he was pulled over during a breezy ride with Michelle.
A whole new level of dick riding.
Example: if someone (typically a fan) who is obsessed with their favorite entertainer, so much that even if that entertainer is problematic or just a piece of shit, and if they still support them then they’re soul riding.