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Hibernary Sexual

One who hibernates from the world in the winter months and swears off all sex until the warmer springtime hits.

Identifying as a hibernary sexual combines my lack of intercourse in the colder months and my general distaste for humans in general.

by RetroThis October 26, 2020


sexual coin-flip

A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.

Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023


Thrust sexuality on

Yeah, Kristen Stewart and thrust whatever kind of sexuality on me she wants... Was that grammatically correct? She can thrust upon me whatever sexuality she... Chooses? I don't know- It's- She- Just- She can do whatever.

Hym "I don't even know who that's for... She's dressed like a man... But it's for lesbians... But lesbians aren't attracted to men... I don't get it. I mean, I don't know who's going to be into that... Except for me (obviously)... But she can thrust sexuality on, around... Not in though, but like, on and around me whenever she wants."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2024


Ooh, la-la, 왜왜, 안 돼, 안 돼?sexual

When you like Ooh, la-la, 왜왜, 안 돼, 안 돼?

I like Ooh, la-la, 왜왜, 안 돼, 안 돼?sexual

by Ooh, la-la, 왜왜, 안 돼, 안 돼? December 19, 2020


sexual dissociative identity disorder

Sexual disassociated identity disorder is when someone sexual personality chooses to have sexual relations with person place
Or thing

This also relates to sexual abuse

Ricky suffered from sexual dissociative identity disorder.

by rafael e Reyes January 12, 2019

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Football sexual

A person who when talking about themselves, instead describes the past four seasons of THEIR football team.

I used to like to go to Applebee's, but now the bar is full of football sexuals.

by Lindydanny March 16, 2019


Trans sexual

A bitchy way of trying to be cool in middle school

based of the hyper internet trend that started roughly around 2020 called LGBT
any person in the age middle of 10-25 has participated in this dumb ass trend

Child "dad I'm Trans sexual"
Dad "no your not"
Child "if you don't believe me your trans phobic AND ILL KILL MYSELF

by Cronvier September 12, 2022