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Being the guy who asks their hot neighbor out for dinner then finding out their not into guy's and are offended by the smallest glimpse of a man.
Straight Man: "Hey I was thinking we shou-"
Woman?: "Who tf gave you the right to ask me out you pervert, all you straight men are so offensive to people like me!"
not me :D
"are you straight"
"its actually insulting that you thought i was straight"
*cries in the corner*
Bro:It's straight
Girl:it is straight
Bro 2:No
Something that all parents want there kids to be
Kid:mom I'm gay
Mom:oh I'm glad you happy
Kid:no mom I like women not men
Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.
using it not about someones sexual orientation; like how kids these days use the word Gay and Faggot
Brad: Chad you gotta try this new alcohol . take 6 shots dude
Chad: Nah dude im good
Brad: Why you gotta be so straight?
Something to say when you or someone says or mentions something even remotely gay.
"That guy is pretty thicc"
"Straight"