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A slang term used to describe a cute, petite girl with succulent, defining curves. The phrase likens her slim yet shapely figure to crab legs—delicate and enticing, with just the right curves in all the right places.
Rick: I seen a fine ahh crab leg at the store. She was short, light skin, not too much body, thick in–
Vee: Ok, I get it. You like skinny girls. *Laughs*
A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.
Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
The act of binding or tying someones dick to the side of their leg tightly with rope or zip ties and then walking around until they pass out or fall down.
That bitch gave me Polio Legs when she tied my cock up real tight and made me walk to the store. I only made it 2 blocks before I wobbled to the ground. I couldn't feel my dick for a half hour after.
When a person’s calves are the same circumference as the thighs with small feet.
Ol girl running around with her lil baby rhino legs.
a hair extention, weave, or wig made or attatched to one's head without the help from a paid professional.
"Nah, her hair is hella bootsie. with her boot legged weave"
A really hot individual who you should admire and worship.
1: Omg look it’s a Baby long legs!
2: omg yes it is! Let’s go worship her
The male version of slut strands
Man1: I’ve been trying to grow out my King Crab Legs for awhile now
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?