The low odds of achieving something that is very lucky and wanted, but unlikely (stems from term “snake eyes”, rolling two ones on a pair of dice)
She prayed for snake eyes in Heaven as the judges totaled her score.
Anyone with an engineering degree.
Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"
An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.
You can't do that for crying snakes!
The poop in the toilet that resembles a snake coming out of its hole in the ground.
Damn! There’s a potty snake in that bathroom.
A Snake that annoys people on RP chats and then they attack it..... then the Snake multiplies and starts spamming across multiple chats spreading cancer and other people start using it resulting in chat-wide bans.
Person1: Wow that Guy is RPing as a Snake.... i hate it! time attack it! *attacks*
Snake: *regens and duplicates causing spam across multiple chats*
Person1: oh oh i just released a spam snake
Snake: *farts*
"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake
"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake
When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.
Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"