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When sitting on your phone, you update you Facebook status without knowing it. (Ass booked, Ass-Booking)
Person 1: "Dude, what the hell is going on with your Facebok status?"
Person 2: "Oh, I must have been Ass-Booking while I was in the DMV."
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he who is gifted in dropping atomic ass bombs and getting away with it for a few moments by sneezing or coughing. then of course he is left to suffer in his stinky aura.
Guy: *cough* *cough*
Dude: (after a few seconds) what the hell???
Guy: Success! you didnt even hear me do it!
Dude: ....you Ass Magician.......
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1. Something you have hidden up your ass. Most of the time when your hiding it from authority. After you keestered something, whats in your ass is your ass stash
Example: Prisoner #1-You still got that ass stash?
Prisoner #2-Yeah, I keestered that shit. We got some weed for later.
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The act of aggressively beating your friends in monopoly. To have such a commanding lead, the other players are willing to get down on their knees, spread open your anus, and have a feeding frenzy on. your brown eye, for some property
Hey honey, I'm really smoking ass in monopoly over here!
Last night i smoked so much ass!
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A girl that’s a / has a skinny ass is a beautiful woman that’s skinny but still has a good ass on her. She’s not thick she just has a pretty spectacular ass to hip to waist ratio.
‘Hey Tony, you know Tessa’
‘Yeah John what about her’
‘She’s what some would call a skinny ass’
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I vibrating device that you stick up your ass to get pleasure.
Bob stuck his ass vibrator up his ass and had gay pleasure for the rest of his life.
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A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.
Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.
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