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When you fuck someone’s arse and u get shite on your cock.
Guy 1:emmet got a chocolate banana last night
Guy2:eww why’s he always sleeping with dirty chicks
Guy 1:he’s just a horn dog bro
Before having anal sex you must stick your dick in the freezer for atleast 10 minutes, then proceed to have anal sex and once done she must lick your dick
“ dude I heard Hayley let Jake do a chocolate banana on her”
the act of shoving a banana up someone's ass and then eating it
i did a chocolate banana on my cousin yesterday
Banana language is hard to learn and understand the only word in banana language is banana but you say it differently each time you say a word.
"I can speak banana language (:"
When a old man is riding his rascal wheelchair around waiting for the perfect young man to try to lure with his multicontained pipe, 5 hour energy and a surprise banana that he definetly couldnt have pulled it out of his jeans pocket, that only could be meant for you to sit on while he gives you an exciting ride on his rascal.
I was walking down the road when i saw this old man in a rascal wheel chair which only meant one thing, BANANA-BUTT RASCAL RIDES!!!
When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos
Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”
Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.