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friend 1
prob time for me to call it a night too
take care all
friend 2
call it a life
A call or text late at night to ask someone out
Dude Hailey boo-tay called me last night, looks like I have plans this Wednesday night
When you use a techie on the telephone to solve a technology problem.
I'll just call install the internet connection instead of having a professional over to my house.
I didn't call the cops on anyone, she doesn't have the right to fuck that retard, and if I have to murder some kids to make you regret what you're doing here they deserve to die.
Hym "You're not going to hesitate to call the cops once I bleed this kid."
What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
When a guy gets a call from his girlfriend while she is engaging in a sexual act with another man.
*Ring
Boyfriend: "Hey, whatsup babe?"
Girlfriend: "Gluck, Gluck, Gluck..."
Boyfriend: "Oh, shoot I just got Cuck Called."
A social media post that screeching cucks flock to in droves to. They then proceed to babble about some left wing retarded bullshit and claim they are offended or that the OP is a racist trumpsucker.
John: Did you see my cuck call on Facebook?
Jason: hahahaha the cucks were flying in to screech their lungs out!! Lololol