zoot hit

A single hit of weed that makes you go from sober to stoned af in seconds.

Friend: You ok, man? You just walked in, took a hit, and now you’re crawling on the floor with your eyes slammed shut!

Stoner with huge smile: I’m great. I just got a zoot hit and I’m already tapping out of the rotation!

hair hit the hide

It is what it is.
Whatever will be will be.
Old southern slang.

Person #1: I can’t believe people believe the election was rigged.

Person #2: Let the hair hit the hide!!

mole hit

A traditional mole hit is when you sprinkle tobbaco on top of the packed bowl of weed before taking a bong hit.

Alternatively you can use mole hit to describe smoking pure tobbaco in any way that is normally reserved for weed, or just for mixing any two substances together.

Bratt: Yo, let's go to my room and take mole hits.
Chuck: What's a mole hit?

Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult

Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.

Scummy hit

Being beyond fucked up, on any substance, usually for an extended length of time. Those who "get scummy" literally turn into a potato.

"Let's get some beer and some bud and get really scummy hit tonight."

Im finna hit

A quote that (mostly used by men) is used when someone wants to have intercourse. Mostly used when a man is going to “rizz” a women.

Yo Bradon Im finna hit with you tonight

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hit that riggerman

v. To engage in the act of smoking cannabis.

i.e. "Smoking a bowl"

"After I wake up in the afternoon, I like to eat breakfast and hit that riggerman before I get my day started..."

"Hey bro, do you want to hit that riggerman before class real quick?"