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Jaked

The act of getting inebriated because you received entirely too many shots from a man named Jake.

It could also be from just some asshole buying you too many shots…..call him ‘Jake’

Holy hell, Jen is really fucking Jaked right now.

by DV81 November 24, 2022


Jaked

When a baby/toddler/small child takes, destroys, loses or hides your stuff (usually on purpose)

Oh shit dude! What happened to your xbox games? (Games are strung all over the floor while baby brother runs away laughing)

'Dude I just got Jaked!"

"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"

by mumof8 February 4, 2016


Jake golbert

Jake golbert is the most inbred gay butt fucking bastard from utopia

Your such a Jake golbert

Jake golbert is the most inbred gay butt fucking bastard from utopia

by Jake golbert October 30, 2018


Jake tinta

A person who procrastinates and thinks they are top dog when truly a schmen

"your being a jake tinta again"

by Blondyy November 11, 2009


lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.

Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!

by Unchangeable Bird December 20, 2017


Jake Cuthbert

A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean

Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!

by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023


Jake And Mae

Jake and Mae is a online couple apart of a server called "Ashley's House" They have been poop raped before and are recovering.

Jake And Mae are both retarded!

by AshIeyRBX May 21, 2021