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Person1: Hey are you going this afternoon?
Person2: Where?
Person1: Down on DEEEEEEZ NUTS!!!
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a way to make your punk ass feel like a chump
hey, did those guys call you?
Who?
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZ NUUUUUTZ
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A nut hole is an anus as it can be know to look like its covered in peanut butter.
(Tom) "Eh you got brown wings yet",
(Bob) "Yes i violated her nut hole".
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The act of sucking on another's ball sac, aka nuts. This term is related to the term blow job.
I asked my girlfriend to give me a nut job, but she wouldn't because my sac was too hairy.
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A challenge for men who must go throughout the whole month of November without masturbating.
Bro, Julia Neu made me lose No-Nut November! Her leggings were so tight!
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Any brand of powder sprinkled on one's scrotum may be termed, "Nut Powder."
"Dude, it's gonna be a hot day! Make sure you bring some extra nut powder... we don't want to get chafed."
Mike always brought extra nut powder when he visits his in-laws.
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Slap-nuts is a modern day derogatory slur that can be used against someone who is being an idiot or suffers from severe mental-retardation. Alternatively, you can also call someone this name if they are being obnoxious and you just want them to shut the fuck up. This is the perfect term for any of the above and more!
Example:
Noah: Logan can you please not wipe me the fuck out when I'm literally about to score, we're on the same team. Fucksakes.
Logan(Slap-nuts): Then stop getting in the way mate!! Seriously, it's not hard is it?!
Dale: Logan, really man, come on. Get your head in the game and stop licking windows!
Logan: *does the exact same thing and just wipes Noah out in front of an open-goal*
Noah: For fuck sake Slap-nuts!!!! What the fuck are you doing!!! I'm about to slap my nuts on your mums coochie after this game if you keep it up!!
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