from behind rule

The rule which invariably can be applied to any hot looking female walking away from you whilst you are driving or are passenger in a car or bus. The car passes the female only to find she is repugnant in appearance from the front.

The way, she walked away gave gerald an almost instant semi. Although on closer inspection from the front she resembled the hunchback of notre dame. "Errrr...From Behind Rule" Gerald muttered

An adaptation of BOBFOC Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch

The "From behind Rule" can also be applied to Sarah Jessica Parker

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Seven Day Rule

Once an episode has aired on TV for the first time, there is a 7 day common courtesy cool down period or moratorium on spoilers and plot lines. After this period the episode can be freely discussed.

Big budget television shows usually première one a week, or every 7 seven days.

Even though Game of Thrones aired yesterday, remember the seven day rule, no spoilers!

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Rule of the Stinky Moo

Never tell your friends that your boyfriend/girlfriend has a physical-hygiene problem. You might end up married to that person & your friends will always know.

He violated the Rule of the Stinky Moo: John dated Sally for two months when he told his friends that she had a "Stinky Moo". Years later, John and Sally married, and now all his friends know about her problem.

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Rule 34-S

A clarification of Rule 34:
"Rule 34 is absolute, but not absolutely specific."

(Several other people have mentioned this principle, but I felt it deserved its own sub-rule.)

In other words, is there porn of Disney characters? Ohhh, yes. Is there porn of characters from a particular Disney movie? Probably. Is there porn of this character from this movie performing this act with that character from that movie? Probably not - but you never know.

Me: "Has anyone done porn of Maximus and Sven getting it on?"
You: "No way - much too specific. Rule 34-S applies."
Me: "OMG, I just found some!"

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The Michael Cera Rule

In "Superbad", the girl does like him back, & they don't have sex.

"Superbad" broke the The Michael Cera Rule

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25 Past Rule

When waiting for the bus driver in the morning to get to college. Always late? Use the 25 past rule. 25 past the hour? GO HOME! :)

Rick: Dude, does this bus ever turn up or what?

Tom: 25 past rule?

Rick: Schweet! xD

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2 Seat Rule

Leaving 2 empty seats open that separate yourself and a stranger upon choosing your seat in a movie theater.

Jimmy: Crap! The theater is packed! The 2 seat rule gods are angry!

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