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cooki

hottest male alive

wow hes so hot his name is probably cooki

by cooki`nt November 18, 2021


Hallway Cookies

Edibles eaten in secret

Got any hallway cookies? We can go in to back and eat them.

by LivSim July 5, 2021


Monday Cookie

A shot of bourbon Monday morning

Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?

John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!

by Racecur September 22, 2018


Smearing Cookies

A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.

“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills

by Phil Shtick May 23, 2018


girl scout cookie selectivity

The quality of still being able to manage oneself with something one wishes to indulge in while this one thing is not readily available year round. One does not buy all the girl scout cookies one can. Instead one remains prudent and only buys what one will enjoy and in a timely manner. This can also simply be called self-discipline, but these cookies are a real test.

Despite having the desire to buy many different types and boxes so that she could ravenously devour them to the point of shame. Brenda employed her girl scout cookie selectivity and bought one box of four different types so that she may enjoy two cookies per day for a few months.

by von groovy August 1, 2024


kush cookie

something you call your stoner bestfriend/someone you always smoke with.

hey look, my kush cookie is walking over! time to spark.”

by gmoney1092 October 1, 2022


cookie copium

When a Genshin Impact player starts playing other gacha games, such as Cookie Run: Kingdom, as a way for coping. Especially because of the anniversary rewards.

"I'm play Cookie Run: Kingdom because I dont think Mihoyo cares about us anymore."

"Cookie Copium"

by genshincopium September 23, 2021