When your girl is sleeping,, jerk off and cum on her face
When she is startled and starts to wake up ... duck under the bed
She had no idea where the splooge came from .. I gave her a sloppy ninja
An inefficient sex position in which 5 people of the same sex attempt to grind their genitals together.
"Oh my god, I don't even know why Gay Ninja Star is a thing. It's just a mess of legs!"
When you have sex in a public place with no one finding out, usually male on female or for a double cunt ninja female on female
Man I was such a cunt ninja with my brother's wife ... Yeah it was at Thanksgiving
somone who cuts/slits their wrist
josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?
you: yeah they r such a arm ninja
It all happened so rapidly he was in and out like a ninja
You know that guy I took home hes was swift he was like a minge ninja in and out before I knew it....premature
noun.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.
Blue: I'm going to boil some words and see what happens.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!
"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry
Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.
omg Bethany is that ninja-from-fortnite?!!?
*feints epicly*