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A no bones day happens when the pug on tiktok flops back into bed instead of getting up. Subsequently, forecasting everyone’s day as a “no bones day”
I was going to go for a run today, but the pug had no bones.
What you say to Rover when tossing him a meaty femur-fragment.
Eating a healthy diet makes your love-juice taste better, and so you will be able to more-truthfully tell a man-milk-thirsty gal, "bone appetit" when she wraps her lips around your "skeleton-stiff" appendage.
Dropping a plunger into a gas well to knock a stuck plunger free. Also, sometimes used to describe dropping a soap stick into a gas well to knock a plunger free.
The pumper decided to Drop a Bone into the Strickland Well to free the plunger, but accidentally plugged the well.
When one ejaculates, the Penis goes that little bit bigger! Thats a Throne Bone!
As I penetrated that gal last night, I got huge "Throne Bone" when I came!
n. A female who has children with multiple men.
Crystal is on her third baby from a different man. That hoe is a bone collector.
A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.
*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.
Liquid bone
( If milk is calcium, and bone is calcium, milk must then just be liquid bone?)
“Man that was a good glass of liquid bone!” You mean milk? “ No silly, liquid bone.”