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A thing a person has, basically someone who brags about their age/time they were born, thinking people will think they are cool for being a old piece of shit.
Henry: What are you looking at kid? Go play on the swings
Jimmy: uh oh, someone has a boomer boner
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The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.
Ewww, look at David's pants!
Don't worry, that's just a wallet boner.
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You wake up you think you got the real thing but you got a trouser full of baby boner which couldnt even touch the sides on a bag of dicks
"Hey mate I got a baby boner"
"can it touch the sides on a bag of dicks?"
"Na"
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whenever a woman comes to work wearing boner inducing clothing (see: bonerwear), boner leniency is granted to prevent a sexual harassment suit when the offending man is spotted with a boner.
Of course i was offended by his boner, but i deserved it because of my bonerwear... and he deserved some boner leniency.
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When a guy puts his stiff dick in the snow until its so cold it is totally numb and then shoves it in a girls warm pussy.
Carl and Liz fucking outside in the snow...
Liz(bent over): Come on baby get inside me...
Carl(dick in the snow): Hang on babe, when it comes it'll be worth the wait.
Carl with his dick totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in Liz's warm pussy. Liz screams out with pleasure and asks "WOW, What was that?"
Carl responds, that's a Boner Snowman.
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Something that to most is not a real thing, kind of like santa or the Easter bunny. But me brea rt an julie know the truth that he is real
Sara- justin do what I say I'm bossy
Justin- but Mike the boner champ
Sara- that's not real
Justin, brea, julie, and rt all look at eachother and wink cause they know the truth. Mike is the boner champ
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An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.
What happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a Nerd Boner.
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