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Big gorilla balls that dance while humping your mother named Lucas pressnall
I walked in on dad bouncing into my mouth
Someone who truly is at the milk store(i dont even know if thats a thing lamof)
Son; Dad?
Dad; Yes?
Son; you really went for milk?
Dad; Yes, what else would i have gotten?
Son, you have been gone for 10 years
Dad; Really? dame time goes by fast
hey do you like your dad
don't ever fucking say dad ever again
Day After Drinking Shits. What I like to call the revenge your body is getting on you for drinking too much the night before.
“Dads have arrived.”
“I’m going to be a minute, I have the dads real bad.”
“Dads are in full swing”
In black (nigger) culture, dad is a fictional character many dream of one day meeting. It is also a high belief among the black community that dads are just a rumor started by big government propaganda to make them feel more out of place for not having one.
Black guy1: aye nigga I hear ya found ur dad.
Black guy2: nah nigga I bet you belief in tha toof fairy too, dumb nigga.
That man who went to get milk when you were three, along with his U.S. ID. Or just the guy who's inside you right now.
Stories: my Dad left after being tracked by the police and a bunch of furries.