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The act of two men, double penetrating a female, cumming at the same time in her mouth and vagina, then punching her in the back of the rib cage causing her to spew it all out both ends...
Randy: Hey man, I heard your girlfriend was being a bitch!
I: Yeah, what should I do?
Randy: Oh, lets give her a New York Fire-Hydrant.
I: Disgusting, but alright!
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The single greatest quote in the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare campaign, said by Captain MacMillan in "All Ghillied Up".
"Don't fire on the two by the lorry. We'll have to take them out at the same time. "
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When someone creates a Baltimore Bush Fire, and a friend or friends urinate on the bush fire in order to put it out..
(B-more Bush fire= when a man and woman are F'ing so hard that the friction creates a fire)
My girlfriend and I had a B-more, Bushfire going on last nite, But then my Boys Omar and Tyrell DId a Baltimore Bush Fire Extinguisher and put that shit out, YO.
The sentence people say when they are about to hit someone with a barrage of insults, sometimes dealing physical damage.
Emily: I'm sneak dissin yo mama, whatchu finna do about it?
Tim: Damn I'm really about to fire your ass up.
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Liar Liar Pants On Fire is a phrase that children like to scream at each other whenever they think the other is lying. They also like to scream it at adults who tell them stories about fairies. It is an overall stupid thing to say, since if your pants actually caught on fire when you lied, more politicians would be dead.
Kid: Liar Liar Pants On Fire!
Adult: Shut the fuck up.
Kid: *cries*
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this person has the most amazing name ever. your name will never be this awesome.
person 1: hey what's your name?
person 2: bob
person 1: i'm fire penguin disco panda! I PWN U!!!
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I didn’t start the fire ..
Can’t without a spark ;)
I didn’t start the fire …
lol come to me you say? Nope open invite .. you come here … !!!
Lmk a bit in advance if I should actually expect company …
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