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When you shit so hard it leaves you exhausted
" i just got a test from god ... I guess i passed"
Phrase used at the workplace to explain why a particularly stupid, out of scope, or dubious change must be made to a project, because it was handed down by a higher level manager with little understanding of the repercussions. Refers to the corner offices that most clueless managers tend to have.
Worker: You do realize that we've been working on this for 3 months, building it out as it was planned, and now you're asking us to completely change it? We've gone from 90% done to 10% done in 60 seconds.
Middle Manager: Hey, what can I tell you? It came from the corner.
An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:
"But you can call me Dick."
There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."
Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"
Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
A person who only exists to be used as an example. She goes off topic in chat rooms and is very proud of her Italian heritage, mentioning her country of origin at any given chance.
Hi, it's Linda from Italy
used in various fields, more predominantly in computer or electronics fields, to indicate inbound data that is being detected but the source of the data cannot be determined.
"hey billy, this thing has shat itself again, I think i am getting signals from Mars again..."
"reboot it".
When you have to run back and forth between two or more people/officials/offices (seemingly to no end) in hopes of resolving your issue. Typically used in the world of bureaucracy where one hand often doesn't know what the other is doing and no one has an answer to your question.
I have been sent back and forth from Herod to Pilate for a year now to get a verification-stamp on my passport and now you're telling me that you don't really have the TIME??