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When you try to create an argument but fall flat on your face
Damn, man that debate was a real patagonia muffin
The female equivalent of teabagging, the Muffin Dunk is th act of placing the "muffin" on the bridge of someone's nose.
Dude, I saw this chick muffin dunk her drunk friend at a party.
The act of eat a girl out as if its a drug you're addicted to.
"I was muffin snuffin my girlfriend last night, and she squirted in my mouth."
A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.
Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
Definition:
1. A word used to describe Someone, Somewhere, or Something that is rude, illegit, or just plain wrong.
Example:
1. Hey! Dont be an Organic Muffin just because I forgot to give you back your pencil after class!
2. Seriously? we're going to Abercrombie and Fitch? But that place is such an Organic Muffin!
3. Yeah, my computer was being an Organic Muffin and Froze.
Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.
My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).
An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.
After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.