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What the absolute fuck?

When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.

John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.

by BloodBomb January 4, 2011

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what the fox says

The fox can say many things.

What the fox says: Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo!

by The fox September 15, 2013

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wow what a hole

When you fall into a hole and think “WOW... WHATA HOLEEEEE”

Marv after falling through a nyc apartment hole: wow what a hole

#homealone #homealone2 #gloryhole

by Lemme hump you hahaha June 14, 2020


What a fucking ranga

Describes the dumb cunts or sick cunts with ranga hair The saying what a fucking ranga will insult any ranga you walk past.

“What a fucking rangaaa”
“Saw a ranga with a mullet yesterday, what a fucking ranga

by 1961987 May 30, 2019


What the Hay Neigh

A common phrase used when one feels a feeling of strong bewilderment. While "What the Hay Neigh" originated from equestrian roots, it is now used far and wife outside of the field, a phrase known to all.

Person 1: I despise horses! They are some of the worst creatures known to man.

Person 2: "What the Hay Neigh"!?

by KaiMakesGoodPhrases February 13, 2023


what da flizzy

What da fuck meaning you’re lost or you need help

What da flizzy how could you do that bro

by What da flizzy August 25, 2022

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What's going on guys

A common phrase used by youtubers, they most likely have dyed hair and too many ad-breaks

Youtuber: What's going on guys-

Me: (skips)

by Pokeparkfan11/02/11 January 16, 2022