Suck my left nut

A way to tell someone that they can go fuck themselves.

Some random idiot: Your friends don't like you. Me: Suck my left nut.

Sucking your own cock

Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.

Welp, imma suck my own cock now.

Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.

Why are you sucking your own cock?

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Now your sucking diesel

An Irish saying meaning that everything is alrite now!

"Here big lad did ya get that car going?"

"Aye I did!"

"Now your sucking Diesel!!"

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scum sucking road whore

A term used by Janice Ian when describing Regina George. A foul name for a person who ruined your life.

"Regina George is not sweet, she's a scum sucking road whore, she ruined my life!!!!!"

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National suck dick day

Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they aren’t finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out

Hey it’s national suck dick day call up ur girl

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life sucks and then you die.

The cold, hard truth. That and 42.

Example I-
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"

Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."

Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."

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YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY!

You know what? I do.

I think I have a total of two or three thumbs up as of this posting. No, I am not a complete failure, but I do suck at Urban Dictionary.

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