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In Israel:
Ass cakes is basiclly a really bad dope, bad hash- So bad that it smells like Ass Cakes.
Janet: "Matt, Why is there so much ASS in the cake?!"
Matt: "Damn Ass Cakes material, ey"
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When walking into a stall and noticing someone has left behind a log in which he or she is proud of. By pinching your more impressive log apon the previous pile you are showing you are more superior. Be sure to not flush so others can marvel over the work of art.
Upon entering the restroom i see my boss leaving one of the stalls. I walk right into that stall and notice he left a feble turd behind. Totally unimpressed I gave him a one upper and left a healthy multi layer cake in the bowl thus proving I am the man.
When you marinade a large squash, cucumber or eggplant in a hippie chicks un-washed vagina and then proceed to cook the vegetable and eat it for the next meal.
Whoa StarlightBeamer, that vegan cheese cake we shared for lunch was literally orgasmic on so many levels.
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adj.
a guy being mean to a girl
an asshole
justin!
you're being such a birthday cake
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Shit on your partner's ass and let them sit on your face
She told me she had the bubble guts, so she shitted on my ass and I gave her a Manteca Mud Cake.
September 29th, the day that women get to enjoy sexual liberation and a layered cream cake, by having sex with three men, one after the other, until they all cum inside her.
I love Cream Cake Day, having all that cream inside me, leaves me feeling stuffed.
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When a male ejaculates on the female's face while screaming "Happy Birthday" as loud as he can. This must be done on the female's birthday to qualify as Cake Smashing
"Hey Jim what are you gonna get Anna for her Birthday coming up?"
"Meh I'll give her a good cake smashing"
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