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Sex, you know like a penis as the pickle and like a hairy vagina as the the hairy sandwich, of course der.
Fag #1- Hey where are you going?
Fag #2- Fuck you I am going to go hide the pickle in the hair sandwich.
Fag #1 ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.........nice
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When a girl is on her time of the month and a guy penetrates her then moves straight to her ass and then her mouth
"I gave kate a peanut butter n jelly sandwich last night she likes the chunks"
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noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.
3. see cameltoe
1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.
2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.
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telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill
jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich
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1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.
2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.
1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."
2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."
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you will need:
3 pieces of bread
grape or strawberry jelly
chunky peanut butter
step 1) take the first piece of bread and put jelly on one side
step 2) take another piece of bread and put it on top of the jelly-side-up slice.
step 3) take the last piece of bread and spread peanut butter on one side
step 4) lay it peanut butter-side-down on top of the piece on top of the jelly-side-up piece
step 5) cut diagonally twice so that you have 4 triangles
step 6) set them up crust-side-down on a plate and serve with fries and a chocolate chip cookie
My tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich costed $8 at the Ritz in Cayman.
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For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!
Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!
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