If you see some one named Kiku he/she will be the biggest snake of all
Summer is a snake. Don’t be going around picking lads over your best mate boo x
When 3 dudes in intercourse get their penises stuck and or tangled
Mays Dallas and Rj got had an unfortunate snake snare
Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!
Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!
When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.
Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn
When you’re with a Shard Barbie and you roll your pecker around in a gram of crushed meth before she gives you head.
I gave the shard Barbie a Himalayan sugar snake last night at the hotel.