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David

deɪvɪd/
name of the most precious person.

"I will love David forever and ever and ever."

by user-3lu5in September 20, 2024


David

the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.

David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!

by i.hate.guners July 7, 2019


David

David a person that never wants to take his car out , goes to church on sundays “ ill see wusup” means ( he’s not showing up ) . Has a little bit of dj caution vibes to him

David is a man of god

by Cpteee November 23, 2021


David

a david is a person who likes to sniff the male’s ballsacks. a david is a person who sniffs so hard that he can take all of the earth’s oxygen.

did you hear that we have a david in our class?

by dracula100 May 20, 2023


David

David is the cutest man alive. He got that 8 inch dick, and his body count is 1500+. Don't ask how I know that though...

Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen

by sleepy 🙈 January 6, 2023


David

You don't see them often, but all they know how to do is say their own name.

Person: Hey David!
David: David.

by May 31, 2022


David

A name used to describe someone who has a great hunger for bare feet (mostly female... but not always). His love for feet replaces his social funcioning as a normal human being.

Omg that guy really licked my feet, he's such a David

by Wet-B May 5, 2023