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david

when he yells it hurts my head . like plz be quiet plz. but he’s nice tho. so yeah thanks david for giving me a headache while being nice. ☺️

dive david

by djdnxncnfngn February 10, 2022


David

That one big chungus that likes to steal all the luck from other people. He is very handsome and likes to play with furry animals and kids (no homo, pedo). He wins 9000 euro then 10 mins after he will gamble it all away for an fornite anime skin.

Who is that guy?

Oh thats david...

You mean that guy who gambles money?

yes...

oh....

by Jóžef May 5, 2022


David

David, what an extra guy. Extra-vert, extraordinary, extravagant, extra lovable.
David always cheers you up, never down. The only down things about him are the buttons of his shirt during a party.

Not only is he so lovable, he is an artist as he paints your soul with his love and affection. Being a David means always seeing the best in people.

He may be stubborn and opinionated, but David is on a life long quest to open his mind hence listening to people’s views and opinions of the world. He is not afraid to speak his mind and we love him for it.

Everyone loves David, especially the ladies as he swoops them off their feet with pick up lines as smooth as a baby’ butt. David is a love making, high performance sex machine and blesses all the lucky girls that find a way in his bed

“How was the sex last night?” “It was good, but he wasn’t David “

by blueeyesthickthicthighs November 23, 2021


david

a bitch ass boy who plays with hearts without thinking about consequences, would not recommend

person 1: damn david played that girl

person 2: yeah he’s a real asshole

by Dabllamapoopsquad April 13, 2020


David

Big dick man. Is left handed and has long black hair. Will still your bitch. Maybe likes anime.

Omg David’s has such a big dick

by Your mothers tampon May 4, 2021


David

A situation where something is dumb or a person whom is not smart out of sorts

#1 guy
Man look at that dude over there dancing like a fag

#2 guy
Man that fuckin dude is David!

by Letchutellit February 14, 2024


David

A David is smart and funny and he gives you looks and tries to meet your eyes he likes girl with the first letter k and L he will try to impress you .And he loves it when you are feisty and he will love to have s with you .And when you want to break up he will accept your decision. Like my David he is loyal funny and loves it when I comfort him when he is sad and will try to pretend to be sad to make you feel bad and give him a hug .I love my David even though I act like I don’t

Girl number 1 I want David to be my boyfriend

Spectator doesn’t get him
Girl number 1 He is to in love and loyal with Lauren

by Lolen ca ggsm February 23, 2021