A highly contagious disease that is spread through a game where 9 year olds get into massive trouble for playing past their bed time of 7pm.
Causes: playing fortnite every day
Symptoms: toxicity, raging, gayness, may lead to the player losing friends or girlfriends, can lead to another disease called ligma.
Prevention: abortion
I see a kid, hes a bot, I'm ramping up *intense, loud keyboard sounds* hes 1hp I'm downed. How you bot your trash at fortnite how didn't you kill him 1v1 me I'll smash you.
A highly contagious disease that is spread through a game where 9 year olds get into massive trouble for playing past their bed time of 7pm.
Causes: playing fortnite every day
Symptoms: toxicity, raging, gayness, may lead to the player losing friends or girlfriends, can lead to another disease called ligma.
Prevention: abortion
I see a kid, hes a bot, I'm ramping up *intense, loud keyboard sounds* hes 1hp I'm downed. How you bot your trash at fortnite how didn't you kill him 1v1 me I'll smash you.
A game where 9 year olds risk getting in big trouble for staying up past their bed time of 7pm to play this game and try and get that "victory royal".
Causes: autism
Symptoms: very toxic, addiction,loss of friends and girlfriends
Prevention: abortion
Theres a kid there I'll take the high ground. I'm cracking up some 90s, headshot, I'm downed hes 1hp. How you bot you suck at fortnite. 1 v1 me you noob.
fun fact: 48% of the Fortnite player base learnt what a cube was in season 5
oh i learnt that from Fortnite it has six sides!
A gay game for gay babies
kid 1: do you play fortnite?
Kid 2: no, I’m not a gay baby
The game that turns the virgins on.
Just the characters themselves cause men to have erections.
Mostly played by men in there teens, including older single men in there late 20's or 30's.
Causes teens to get beat by there girlfriends or parents.
Can be played on the Xbox, Playstation, PC, or Phones if your cheap.
Playing this game makes your pee pee smaller.
OMG, my girlfriend dumped me and my pee pee got smaller due to fortnite