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A day that seemingly disappears from all gymgoers routine.
person 1: Hey Sam, what day is it today?
person 2: Mike, its obviously leg day.
person 1: What in the fuck is that?
person 2: The day where we train lower body.
both: Please shoot me
The toe tingle felt after an excessive amount of bowl scrolling.
I could barely stand to wipe once the Bowl Scroll Leg kicked in.
When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above
-How’d you sleep last night?
-One-legged!
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A slang term used to describe a cute, petite girl with succulent, defining curves. The phrase likens her slim yet shapely figure to crab legs—delicate and enticing, with just the right curves in all the right places.
Rick: I seen a fine ahh crab leg at the store. She was short, light skin, not too much body, thick in–
Vee: Ok, I get it. You like skinny girls. *Laughs*
A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.
Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
The act of binding or tying someones dick to the side of their leg tightly with rope or zip ties and then walking around until they pass out or fall down.
That bitch gave me Polio Legs when she tied my cock up real tight and made me walk to the store. I only made it 2 blocks before I wobbled to the ground. I couldn't feel my dick for a half hour after.