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when something annoying happens in general or to someone
lil billy was eating ice cream with his friend medium-timmy when a bee landed on lil billy’s ice cream and he ate it and since lil billy was allergic to bees he died
“that was a total bruh monkey moment” says medium-timmy as he sadly puts flowers on lil billy’s grave
The feeling that after an incident of debauchery, foolishness, partying or carousing which that exhausts an individual of all physical, mental and emotional faculties. It is at this point when said indidividual realizes they are "getting too old for this shit".
Taken from Glover's oft-repeated line throughout the Lethal Weapon movie franchise.
"Man, I'm having a Danny Glover Moment after all that blow we did last night."
"I woke up this morning way past hung-over. I woke up in a Danny Glover Moment."
"I got shot down at the bar by three different girls last night. Total Danny Glover Moment."
A scenario where a person tries to better a shitty situation but makes so many poor and bizarre decisions that they end up in an even worse situation.
John: Hey bro, did you hear about Mike? He was frustrated with the fact he had a hard time keeping it up so he took some Viagra and had to go to the hospital after it didn't go back down.
Jake: Bruh, what a Benedict Arnold Moment.
A Supremely Gay interaction or event. This references a video where a man places a hotwheels car on a track and then drives it into his open ass.
John: Will you check my balls for Cancer?
James: This is a certified hotwheels moment.
That one split-second you want to live in forever. You were worry-free, no problems were plaguing your brain, and you were just happy.
The second I first laid eyes on the love of my life is definitely my Hakuna Matata moment.
When a situation is good but bad at the same time, ie like a eating a mellified man, it’s bad cause your earring corpse honey, but good cause it’s honey
Neil: “damn this food is moldy, but I can get a refund from the restaurant, this is a mellified man moment”
When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.
That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?
Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment