shot blocked

When a person steals your place at the bar while you are distracted for 2 seconds.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm almost at the front"

Guy 2: "Not man, some chick just just shot blocked you"

Guy 1 notices a girl has stolen his spot.

jinks block

when you call jinks block no one is allowed to jinks you for that day

tom and bob "ill lick sprinkles"
tom "jinks block"
bob"jinks dang"

blocking syndrome

blocking syndrome is when you block people on social media out of context

these people tend to not give af

“Watch out, I heard Jessica has blocking syndrome”

Bukake-Block

When someone attempts to punch/kick your balls so you twist and knock there hand/foot out of the way with your enormous Shlong

Dude yesterday Adam tried to kick me in the balls so I bukake-blocked him. He was later shamed and disowned by his family and piers

two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

bestie-block

When your best friend blocks your shitty boyfriend on social media in solidarity with you.

“I just dumped Chris because he was a total dick to me throughout our entire relationship.”
“ew, girl I’m about to bestie-block him”