two-block hot

When a woman looks attractive from a distance, but considerably less attractive up close.

"That bitch is totally two-block hot. She looked good from down the street, but up close... meth mouth, dude!"

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tennessee two block

A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.

“Boy that girl is thicker than a snicker!”
“Yeah she’s a Tennessee Two Block for sure!”

Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

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two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.