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An expression used by a bro when a female is not aware of something that a fellow bro has done, usually something awesome. As of lately, this expression is used more to communicate from bro to bro when an explanation would lessen the awesomeness of the situation. This can range from dominating someone in a video game all the way to being smooth with the ladies.
Example #1:
Tom: How did you kill me right after I killed you?!
Jeff: Ho Don't Know Bout My tactical insertion!
Example #2:
Tom: How did you get Emma to go to prom with you?!
Jeff: Ho Don't Know Bout My smoothness!!
Still a fat retard and, hey, why is my job letting the fat retard who literally got caught breaking the law keep he job and instead of firing him, reducing my hours again? I wonder what that is all about. Is it blatant and overt me-specific discrimination? Yes. Obviously. That big nosed bitch wants to deny me any leverage I would have to make her give me enough hours to accumulate any money... So she is letting the fact the a 19 went into my register and bought himself tobacco products even though he's underage slide to cut my hours.
Hym "It isn't that I don't need to know it's that I can use the consequences of what your are doing to people as evidence that you are wrong and then I don't have to murder your kids and let the therapist plants you've paid in advance to lie about brain infection sweep me under the rug. Then I can punish the people directly responsible and you would rather have the kids get murdered than that."
Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.
"This stupid remote won't work!"
"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)
A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
Whenever people say this to me on Snapchat, i report them
'don't give a flying fuck'
'neither do i that your gonna get banned now'
No. Go fuck yourself. I'm going to save a list of you names in my phone for when the police find it.
Hym "What? 'Don't do it?' You clearly do not want that. I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL EVERYTHING FROM ME!"
Whatever you do, don't talk about this.
Mike: Remember the rules Derek. We don't talk about Fight Club. Now get back in the ring boyo!