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the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.
Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.
Other Friend: Damn your lucky.
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The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.
Ewww, look at David's pants!
Don't worry, that's just a wallet boner.
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it's when you're horny but don't get a boner
elliot:rodger you remember that time you got a boneless boner
roder:please don't remind me of that
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Something that to most is not a real thing, kind of like santa or the Easter bunny. But me brea rt an julie know the truth that he is real
Sara- justin do what I say I'm bossy
Justin- but Mike the boner champ
Sara- that's not real
Justin, brea, julie, and rt all look at eachother and wink cause they know the truth. Mike is the boner champ
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When a guy puts his stiff dick in the snow until its so cold it is totally numb and then shoves it in a girls warm pussy.
Carl and Liz fucking outside in the snow...
Liz(bent over): Come on baby get inside me...
Carl(dick in the snow): Hang on babe, when it comes it'll be worth the wait.
Carl with his dick totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in Liz's warm pussy. Liz screams out with pleasure and asks "WOW, What was that?"
Carl responds, that's a Boner Snowman.
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When one endorses a writing style that is characterized by efficiency and understatements.
Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner".
If you have a Hemingway Boner you would probably write something like,
I went to the beach. It was beautiful.
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When the fold in your pants by the crotch, or zipper area causes it to look like you have an erection or just a huge schlong
Boy 1: dude are you hard right now!?
Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.
Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.
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