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King Egbert, or Egbert of Wessex. King of England between 802-839. Related to the Eyre of Eyrecourt.
Andrew "Are you related to King Henry?"
Jake "No, but I used to be King Egbert"
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The pasta king is the title given to the person that can eat the most pasta. The pasta king can eat more pasta than you. If you give him pasta to eat, it will not be enough pasta. He can eat so much pasta.
Retaining his throne for the 12th straight year by eating more pasta than his challenger, the Pasta King celebrated by eating more pasta.
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1) n. A total assmeg. 2) stupid. 3) A totally stupid assmeg who believes that irregardless is an actual word.
Hi, my name is Fantasy King. Irregardless of what I may tell you, I am stupid and a total focking assmeg.
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The King of Crumland and sworn enemy of evil Vigor the Viking. He has six knights of the Round Table, but Vigor kidnapped them and hid them around King Crum's Castle, but Crum is too helpless and confused to find them.
It is used to describe a person who possesses power or political significance, but is too helpless or weak to deal with the issue at hand.
Ex 1: Did you hear about that politician who couldn't vote on the bill because he didn't know which side to support? He's a regular King Crum.
Ex 2: President Taft is considered to be the King Crum of America's history.
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The one and only person in the world that will never snitch or betray you. Even in the worst times he finds a way to be happy in life. So that the people that love him are happy. And those who wish him demise aren't. He is willing to sell everything and is readily to die for the ones who are worth it. He is one in a million. Those he cherish will stay forever in his thoughts and memory. He is always ready to help even in worst times. If you ever see a steven in your life stop him and say hi. You might find a king that will fight for you.
1- who is he
2-the king
1- omg wow
2-follow him at @king.steven.2
1-king steven
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a YouTube who shitpost random crap
king crane: ready jack?
jack: sadly commits suicide
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An alternative name for cancer (regardless of type - breast, skin, etc)
Ivana Trump (Donald Trump's first wife) makes a phone call to the White House on 11th April next year to talk to the President to pass on some very distress news. Wailing down the the phone line the person that took the collect call hears"King of Death" as tears roll down her face.
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