Bro discussion

A bro discussion is different from a bro talk because a bro discussion can be anywhere at anytime, but is between two or three bros, no more. the topics are also limited, the discussion are usually about a girl, a a teacher freaking out, something that happened that doesn't usually on a daily bases. they are also only that one subject, once the story is told the bro discussion over.

*bro discussion start* "dude, my teacher called me an asshole today and meant it!" "Are you serious? that's awesome!" *bro discussion end*

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Bro-show

A party thrown by a guy in which only guys show up: a complete disappointment. Originates from the term "no-show."

Guy #1: We should go to Chris's party so we can meet up with some girls.

Guy #2: It's not worth it, his last party was a complete bro-show.

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Bro Pie

Bro Pie is another word for Pizza.
Bro's gotta eat.

Fuck yeah lets get some bro pie.

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film bro

a letterboxed user who loves taxi driver, parasite, her, charlie kaufman, pcw and any war film in russian or german

also probably a commie

and asshole who listens to shoegaze

“yeah my favourite movie is american psycho, patrick bateman is actually really relatable”

“ew a fucking film bro”

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Bro ette

noun: Used to describe a close female friend

Hey Beyonce did you know your my bro ette?

Paris Hilton your my bro ette for life!

Hey! that isn't a dog that is my bro ette

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Traditional Bro

- (noun) An advanced version of a basic bro who does things the “traditional” way. Can be often attributed to the following characteristics/habits:

• Says he likes his whiskey neat, and makes it a point to tell everyone that “I’m a whiskey neat type of guy.”
• Has his last name tattooed on his back.
• Has been wearing the same ball cap since high school, and refuses to wash it.
• Every girlfriend is a potential marriage victim, because that’s how he was raised. (strong possibility of a Valentine’s Day proposal, it’s the traditional thing to do)
• Often quotes “How I Met Your Mother” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”

Friend: “Hey, what are you drinking there?”
Traditional Bro: “It’s Maker’s Mark, neat.”
Friend: “Man, that must burn, drinking it straight!”
Traditional Bro: “Nah, I’m a whiskey neat type of guy, doesn’t phase me.”

Friend: “Hey, you and LaKashandra are moving kind of fast, moved in together after 3 months?”
Traditional Bro: “Hey man, I don’t play games, I’m here for the long haul, it’s the traditional way.”

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bro-sé

Blush wine for for bros.

Drink a bottle of bro-sé with your homies to class it up on a summer night, toast each other on Bromance Day or simply to celebrate the bromance of your life. It's the best wine for toasting your heterosexual life partner, bro.

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