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When your banging your chick so hard for so long that you develope a cramp and while trying to shake it off you accidentally hit her spot causing her to yell "Oh yeah right there."
guy #1 last night I got a charlie horse and totally
pulled an accidental porn star move on my chick.
guy #2 That's cool.
guy#1 No it aint. I have no idea what I did.
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When gay furry midgets make porn
Furry Midget one: Wanna make gay furry midget porn?
Furry midget two: hell yeah
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When a human becomes small and has anal fart sex with amog us sussy baka
Hey did you hear John had Midget Fart Porn Sus with Bob
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Feeling guilty after having an orgasm when watching porn.
P1: I was watching porn last night and I started feeling guilty and was like "why am I watching this?"
P2: You just had that Porn After-Guilt (PAG) . You'll get over it in a couple minutes
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Spencer is a cunt and watches gay porn all the time. He watches it all the god damn time.
Spencer watches gay porn all the time, it's getting old.
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A generally accepted phenomenon that of any porn scene (with the exception of compilations) the last 30 seconds will be the money shot.
Dude 1: You ever noticed that porn clips end immediately after the pop shot
Dude 2: 30 second rule of porn
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Internet content created by Kenneth for the purpose of satisfying virgins and Homosexuals through the act of wasting their life by drawing male humanoid animals having an intercourse.
Sorry babe but we're breaking up because gay furry porn is better
Son I'll be back from the milk store soon just stop watching the godamn gay furry porn when I come back (I won't)
Eugene I thought you were straight why are you watching gay furry porn
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