this person has the most amazing name ever. your name will never be this awesome.
person 1: hey what's your name?
person 2: bob
person 1: i'm fire penguin disco panda! I PWN U!!!
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I didn’t start the fire ..
Can’t without a spark ;)
I didn’t start the fire …
lol come to me you say? Nope open invite .. you come here … !!!
Lmk a bit in advance if I should actually expect company …
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Awesome. The best of the best. Pure nirvana.
Hey did you try Marsha’s gelato? That stuff is slap city bus fire. No cap.
A phrase said by Gabriel from Ultrakill. Sometimes used by people to display futility or hopelessness
some dude:"P-Please, Gabriel, See reason! The council follows the will of the father! You seek to go against our creato-"
Gabriel: "Face it, brother. God is dead. The fire is gone. You're chasing phantoms."
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A euphemism for female masturbation.
Melissa needs to relieve some tension, so she's 'heading down to the firing range'.
a quote from the throne of glass book used to describe a fucking bad ass queen
damn she just burned him so bad she’s such a fire breathing bitch queen
when a girl is giving you oral sex and your about to cum you yell i have Syphilis, and since the girl is shocked you cum in the girls mouth and it comes out her ears.
That girl was such a whore, I totally gave her a Josh Meister Fire Dragon last night!
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