Fire Penguin Disco Panda

this person has the most amazing name ever. your name will never be this awesome.

person 1: hey what's your name?
person 2: bob
person 1: i'm fire penguin disco panda! I PWN U!!!

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I didn’t start the fire

I didn’t start the fire ..

Can’t without a spark ;)

I didn’t start the fire …

lol come to me you say? Nope open invite .. you come here … !!!

Lmk a bit in advance if I should actually expect company …

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Slap City Bus Fire

Awesome. The best of the best. Pure nirvana.

Hey did you try Marsha’s gelato? That stuff is slap city bus fire. No cap.

God is dead. The fire is gone.

A phrase said by Gabriel from Ultrakill. Sometimes used by people to display futility or hopelessness

some dude:"P-Please, Gabriel, See reason! The council follows the will of the father! You seek to go against our creato-"

Gabriel: "Face it, brother. God is dead. The fire is gone. You're chasing phantoms."

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Heading Down to the Firing Range

A euphemism for female masturbation.

Melissa needs to relieve some tension, so she's 'heading down to the firing range'.

fire breathing bitch queen

a quote from the throne of glass book used to describe a fucking bad ass queen

damn she just burned him so bad she’s such a fire breathing bitch queen

Josh Meister Fire Dragon

when a girl is giving you oral sex and your about to cum you yell i have Syphilis, and since the girl is shocked you cum in the girls mouth and it comes out her ears.

That girl was such a whore, I totally gave her a Josh Meister Fire Dragon last night!

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