Killing two pigs with one bird

Same meaning as "killing two birds with one stone" except this metaphor draws from the popular video game "Angry Birds."

If you burp the words "excuse me" you're killing two pigs with one bird.

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wet birds don't fly at night

A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.

Two guys come out of a pub:

1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"

2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."

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Killing all birds with two stones

Refers to someone (usually a man) who, a lot like the most interesting man in the world from the XX commercials, purports to be able to have grandiose powers and do things that one else can. Can be both positive or negative depending on how the phrase is used. In the positive, it is a compliment to someone's ability; in the negative it is a tongue in cheek statement, that's really meant to slight someone as not being capable of anything like he purports himself to be capable of.

Positive example: Ya, that guy is a real a bulldog. Some people may be able to kill two birds with one stone- but this guy kills all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Negative example: Ya that lawyer doing the commercials on TV, I wouldn't believe shit he says. I mean, he doesn't just kill two birds with one stone. He's killing all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

a bird never flew on one wing

used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings

Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!

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Killing two birds with one stone

Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.

Did you see that hobo killing two birds with one stone?

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Killing Two Stones With One Bird

To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.

Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.

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a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

This expression shows the benefits of masterbation over intercourse by saying a bird (your penis) is better in your hand than having both your penises in a bush (vagina).

Women are sometimes not worth the hassle, headache or monitary cost to keep around, despite giving you sex.

Rob: Y'know, Greg, my girlfriend wanted another $20 from me this morning.

Greg: Oh yeah? What for?

Rob: I don't know, she wouldn't tell me. I bet she's cheating on me.

Greg: Why do you think that?

Rob: Well she borrows money from me all the time, and I'm stupid and jump to conclusions.

Greg: Well, my dad always told me that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Rob: You're right.

/corny story

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