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A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.
Guess what I saw on the way to work today?
What'd you see?
A big ugly brown van!!
It looks like a turd on wheels!!!
He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
What Lana The Roads was paid to do and is now mortified of her bastard baby finding once older, though it's highly unlikely to impossible her child will ever possess the ability to read. The act itself insertion of feces into her holes, I'm her case her "turding" was filmed in XXX.
Gross Me boy! Lana got turded again! What's next bro a "Turd Bang!"
Someone who frequently brings up "in my day" and "it's a generational thing" while drinking and talking smack in public arenas. Also, as bad as he/she is, STILL better than a Stubby. In effect, a 1-up Stubby Boomer.
"Man, kids these days don't even pronounce the "T" in words like button and mitten. In my day, we ALWAYS pronounced the T's! Either way, I'm still a leg up on a Stubby."
"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."
A term used for an individual who deserves to be compared to a floating peice of shit.
Will: "Ted must be manstrating, he is acting like a real turd barge today"
a small child who is a turd.
someone who is annoying.
a way to make fun of third graders.
ie: get out if my way turd grader
When two things are equally as shit as each other.
“Hipsters are better than chavs”.
“They’re different sides of the same turd!”
This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum
Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon