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a school located in the smelly town of fremont, nebraska. known for ripping students off with subpar dining food & expensive ass tuition. has students doing drugs in dorms, yet nothing is ever done. they like to pretend they know their students, however once you’re recruited to midland no one really cares. you’re just a number and recruitment tool after you arrive. the football team sucks, we haven’t had a good season in years. we’re really only known for a few sports and some arts. unsure why people attend. overall, mostly go for the memories with friends and crackhead shit everyone does.
midland university is the place to be if you don’t care about your future.
A state of neurological inflammation in which a projected grander "universe" justifies any actions or beliefs of the bearer. Also see: lighter alternatives to Massiah Complex or alternative words for god: the universe.
Universitis encapsulated: "OMG! Despite my adhesion to dominant left-leaning narratives and ideologies, the universe is just telling me that driving 13 hours to a desert hotspring to consumate this affair will have no marginal impact on climate change as my clam will be so happy!"
Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.
yo did you hear Ali Kingston University jeeted Bonnie Blue and some viva street tings?
A dead server, staff sadly still trying to revive but just cannot mostly because none of them know how to be safe on the internet and their server has been destroyed 3 times
Have you heard of avatar universe? that dead server sucks ass!
A severe ailment pertaining to a painful foot cramp, and in some cases, shoulder and neck aches/cramps, due to standing or walking for long periods of time, often compounded onto with the scorching heat of the sun. This ailment usually applies to people who go to Universal, due to long lines in certain rides, which requires people to stand for long periods of time.
Ben: Hey man how was your trip to universal?
Erik: It was great, except for when I left with a bad case of Universal Foot.
A nickname for Columbia University given to it by students angry about the Kafkaesque bureaucracy, endless student worker strikes, administrative dysfunction, and general poor quality of education there.
Julian: Hey, how are you enjoying your freshman year at Columbia?
James: You mean Cumbia? Cumbia University is shit
The collective noun for a group of penguins. Synonym of rookery, colony and huddle
‘As we can see, the university of penguins is now crossing the Ronne Ice Shelf in pursuit of warmer weather’