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Real Sigma

Not one of those kids who watches too much Tik Tok. Not someone that brags about it. Someone that shows it in their actions and achievements.

'Oh my god, Bob just sacrificed his arm to save that kids . He'll never live the same again. He's a Real Sigma'

by abc chicken July 31, 2024


keeping it real

the reason we have race quatos on college admissions

i know i was supposed to keep a job, but paying bills is for suckas when you can just steel everything, i likes to keep it real

i know the people next door are trying to sleep at 3am while i am playing my music loudly, but someone has to keep it real up in this section 8 housing

when the judge told me i had to do 30days of community service for robbing a bank and raping one of the tells, i just had to keep it real and try to attack the judge, that judge will not be keeping it real with me, that be my role yo

by potna69 mad real playa 4 life January 26, 2023


Real Shake Chilly

Used to describe a bold, funny person with an incredible personality. Usually with the real slim shady playing in the background.

Dude have u met the real shake chilly?

by sneaky_pig41 June 3, 2023


True and Real

A phrase used on legacy Minecraft servers to mean that something is definitely true and not false.

for example when someone says This thing is nice or says anything that is clearly true
the response that people in the legacy community say is usually just: True and Real

by that one retro community guy February 4, 2024


In a real organization

"In a real organization..." is the start of a sentence that is used to sarcastically mock an organization or similar entity that is being a cheapskate or is doing something unprofessionally. The format of the sentence is usually "In a real organization they do/have something" which implies that the organization the speaker is mocking does not do/have that something even though it should. The context should also make it clear what is missing from the current organization but it can also be explained in the sentence.

If the organization is hierarchical, the ones at the bottom of the hierarchy may use this sentence for complaining. In those cases the "In a real organization..." remarks are not meant to be heard by the ones higher up in the hierarchy as they would most likely consider them insulting.

When used by coworkers as described above, this phrase can also boost the team spirit as it indicates that you have a common problem and suffer from it together. In these cases the form "If this was a real organization, we'd do/have something" is also common.

The word "organization" can also be replaced with anything that describes the environment more accurately: software company, library, warehouse, etc.

Example 1: "In a real army we would've received a full magazine of blanks for this exercise, instead of just five rounds."

Example 2: "If this was a real IT company we would have a dedicated continuous integration server."

Example 3: "In a real library you'd have a dedicated shelf of sci-fi novels."

Example 4: "In a real organization you would've had a raise by now."

by ZeroOne^ July 22, 2010


Sex like real

A phrase commonly said in pornographic advertisements in a attempt to convince the viewer that their service (normally a video game) has realistic sex scenes

Ad: “our game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips

by Plehy August 18, 2021


Sex like real

A word commonly seen in pornographic video game advertisements, in an attempt to convince the viewer that the sex in the game is realistic

Ad: “This game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips

by Plehy August 18, 2021